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| 1. |  | TheEllenShow
Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular. profile | 6501517 | 48610 | 4315 | |
| 2. |  | azizansari
I'm an actor/comedian. I play Tom on Parks and Recreation on NBC. I also like food a lot. profile | 1258201 | 244 | 3663 | |
| 3. |  | jimgaffigan
That Championship Season - Broadway till 5/29. Husband to hot wife, father, comedian, actor, writer, sleeper http://favstar.fm/users/JimGaffigan profile | 494927 | 356 | 1460 | |
| 4. |  | lopezandres
Colombian Comedian Ven sellito arriba? este perfil es oficial. Bregamos pero se logró! La Pelota de Letras Me Pido la Ventana con Frutica Picada Gol Diferencia profile | 444189 | 33303 | 3724 | |
| 5. |  | billzucker
NATIONAL RECORDING ARTIST, COMEDIAN, ACTOR, ASTRONAUT producer/creator of THE KELSEY GRAMMER BILL ZUCKER COMEDY HOUR http://www.BillZucker.com and BillandKel.com profile | 184285 | 174961 | 62484 | |
| 6. |  | LisaLampanelli
Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean, standup comedian, actress, equal opportunity offender, Mrs. Jimmy Big Balls profile | 132986 | 3138 | 3151 | |
| 7. |  | stephenkruiser
Conservative comedian/writer. Single dad. Runner. Reader. Host of Kruiser Control on PJTV.com. Sports & social media freak. Occasional #RedEye guest.#pudding profile | 124502 | 130930 | 41658 | |
| 8. |  | LaughNYC
NYC Stand Up Comedian / Comedy Writer. Follow my comedy on XM / Sirius Radio; I love to play guitar, perform Stand Up Comedy & time travel. profile | 93921 | 87229 | 56472 | |
| 9. |  | fluffyguy
standup comedian profile | 63856 | 10283 | 813 | |
| 10. |  | Herring1967
Comedian and writer. profile | 51074 | 347 | 16127 | |
| 11. |  | WatchJ
Poet... Comedian... NUPE... visit jbreezy.net for funny pics and videos... profile | 49679 | 40957 | 6637 | |
| 12. |  | guidoweijers
dutch independent comedian. You can follow me, but I'm lost too! profile | 47871 | 661 | 2147 | |
| 13. |  | wsredneck
The World's Strongest Redneck, Encourager, Comedian, Strongman, Writer, Actor, Village Idiot, If u smile I did my job. profile | 39500 | 38291 | 22493 | |
| 14. |  | Media55
Internet Marketer, Social Media, Internet Music Marketing, Political Internet Marketing, Author, Real Estate, activist, comedian, SEO, photographer, video profile | 38083 | 37529 | 17390 | |
| 15. |  | Aiye
Computer Genius | Statistical Analyst | Researcher + Publisher | Social Psychologist | Part-Time Comedian | Innovative Thinker | Espionage profile | 30503 | 25705 | 1510 | |
| 16. |  | SpokenReasons
Stand Up Comedian/ Spoken Word Motivational Artist/ Incarcerated Juvenile Mentor..
BOOKING: SpokenReasons@Gmail.com profile | 23154 | 8983 | 35088 | |
| 17. |  | erickurit
➜I am a Magician, Comedian, Social Media Trainer & Marketing Guy, Insurance Broker and Internet Marketer... among other hobbies! profile | 23140 | 25427 | 4341 | |
| 18. |  | bengleib
i'm a standup comedian, actor, and writer. i'm not a superhero, because you're not allowed to admit that. profile | 18477 | 768 | 1647 | |
| 19. |  | comedyhints
Helping comedians advance their craft profile | 18228 | 20268 | 24 | |
| 20. |  | M_Somerville
Host of Wingman, Glamour dating columnist and standup comedian. profile | 18090 | 16529 | 634 | |
| 21. |  | FollowCat
Cat who enjoys sleeping, eating, playing with ping-pong ball (at 3:00AM), belly rubs and running water. I'm a lay-down comedian... don't do stand-up comedy. profile | 17526 | 18181 | 402 | |
| 22. |  | EddieGriffinCom
Comedian/Actor Eddie Griffin touring U.S.A. & Internationally on TV & Feature Films. Contact Doug Edley at Gersh 310.205.5885 Serious Inquiries Only. profile | 15788 | 1088 | 1802 | |
| 23. |  | Dartanion
I'm a comedian.
Smart and silly? You're my type. profile | 14431 | 7790 | 1832 | |
| 24. |  | adamferrara
Actor. Comedian. Co-Host of Top Gear US profile | 14232 | 82 | 3335 | |
| 25. |  | iamkhayyam
Ideas Guy | Designer | Consultant | Wordsmith | Comedian | Photo Clicker | Habitual Line-Stepper || Thynk Taynk | IQMZ | ATG //Made in Canada ♥ #hashtagmafia profile | 14060 | 2724 | 58803 | |
| 26. |  | bradhanks
Real estate, social media, trainer, speaker, consultant, unemployed stand-up comedian, scooter trash & a legend in my own mind. Growing old but never growing up profile | 12827 | 14019 | 6791 | |
| 27. |  | JohnHeffron
Comedian..that pretty much sums it up profile | 12691 | 2947 | 2918 | |
| 28. |  | MsStylistik
|̊\̲̳Λ̲̳̊/̲̳|̊ Queen of Twitter/Pro Shyt Starter/Blogginatrix/Comedian #LipStickGang BiiisssCH! profile | 11851 | 9010 | 83817 | |
| 29. |  | mpseobiz
Chiropractic Sales and Marketing Consultant, Internet Marketer, Author, Speaker and Comedian living the So Cal Dream profile | 10738 | 10841 | 5334 | |
| 30. |  | SaraJBenincasa
Comedian, Writer, Professional Opinion-Haver profile | 10518 | 3419 | 29593 | |
| 31. |  | Mark_Braunstein
Business Coach, Product Developer, Author and Future ex-comedian still waiting for my friend to tell me how to keep a dumbass in suspense... profile | 10325 | 10233 | 1768 | |
| 32. |  | umarnasir
Twitter Comedian profile | 10308 | 11003 | 549 | |
| 33. |  | MrProSports
Retired Twitter Comedian, Former Twitter Celebrity, Former Football Player, Athletic Trainer, P90X Affiliate, Studying Sports Mgmt. profile | 9939 | 7474 | 67868 | |
| 34. |  | davidwardfilm
Filmmaker, videographer, editor, improv/sketch comedian, social media enthusiast, sports fan, all around ok guy. profile | 9502 | 9225 | 2225 | |
| 35. |  | THELOPEZSANGELS
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL LOPEZ ANGEL. A FAN PAGE FOR GEORGE LOPEZ THE GREATEST COMEDIAN EVER♥ profile | 9007 | 8997 | 125165 | |
| 36. |  | icehousecc
Follow Us to find out about Famous comedians, Comedy Show Specials, Free Tickets...and more! profile | 8929 | 9792 | 2632 | |
| 37. |  | Sam1932
Former professional comedian. Wish to help anyone to help themselves make money on twitter profile | 8563 | 9448 | 943 | |
| 38. |  | MarkChrLawrence
Actor, comedian, producer of all things funny. Also, a culinary adventurist. profile | 7228 | 5806 | 2684 | |
| 39. |  | PaulProvenza
Comedian, filmmaker, host of the Showtime's THE GREEN ROOM, co author of ¡SATIRISTAS!, and annoying gadfly. profile | 7084 | 1889 | 1900 | |
| 40. |  | emzanotti
Writer, comedian, half-dedicated blogger, activist, attorney, Catholic, urbanite, media strategist, cake lover, libertarian. Rockabilly. Haiku. profile | 6932 | 6009 | 12857 | |
| 41. |  | JohnnyThomson2
Actor, Comedian, Professional Drummer, writer and all round tortured artist. profile | 6588 | 121 | 1490 | |
| 42. |  | GetItDoneGuy
Podcaster and expert on productivity, idealistic futurist, comedian, public speaker, entrepreneur, introvert, shaman, fan of happiness, joy, and popovers. profile | 6183 | 1331 | 4952 | |
| 43. |  | joeyguse
I'm a comedian turned psychotherapist, and the author of 12 books. My primary interest is helping people find the lighter side of their own lives. profile | 6089 | 4028 | 153 | |
| 44. |  | mochamomma
Negroid. In love with The Cuban. A lifelong contrarian. I swear like a Scottish comedian. I am awesome every day. profile | 5917 | 3498 | 21029 | |
| 45. |  | uiuiui7
Blog-Autor von http://www.uiuiuiuiuiuiui.de, Musiker, Autor, Comedian profile | 5760 | 5447 | 8086 | |
| 46. |  | heathr
comedian for people who go to therapy, writer/performer, maker of useful conversations, co-host TummelVision.tv, unpresenting.com profile | 5730 | 936 | 21002 | |
| 47. |  | ChiliChallis1
Former staff writer for NBC's 'Tonight Show with Jay Leno'. Now writer & coach for many standup comedians. Creator of the mind gym called 'the comedy dojo'. profile | 5408 | 5231 | 5442 | |
| 48. |  | comedytweet
Comedy Tweet :: A complete catalog of the funniest comedians on twitter. http://comedytweet.com profile | 5197 | 5480 | 1450 | |
| 49. |  | JeroenPater
Dutch Stand-Up Comedian Comedy Cabaretier Utrecht Humor Sketch Maker Comedyhuis Podcast Actueel en Scherp Theater profile | 4910 | 5291 | 3685 | |
| 50. |  | AHizz
Writer. PR Ho. Pop Culture Junkie. Food Snob. Comedian. Smart Ass. Charitable Do-Gooder. Social Media Maverick. Twittaholic. profile | 4401 | 4832 | 16993 | |
| 51. |  | BETCOMEDIAN
ACTOR/COMEDIAN!!! BET, HBO, COMEDY CENTRAL host, feature, headliner-for booking info contact Mike Quick 407-276-2670 profile | 4390 | 3261 | 3866 | |
| 52. |  | Jason_Horton
The world's only white male comedian. profile | 4221 | 255 | 3579 | |
| 53. |  | matzeknop
Comedian, Actor, Host, Singer, Parodist - offizielle Seite / official page - Sportbild Award 2008, Kind-Award 2005, Goldene Schallplatte Supa Richie 1999 etc. profile | 4080 | 473 | 530 | |
| 54. |  | BigBenComedy
I'm an NYC-based comedian and motivational speaker: I interview comics about technology, provide tips for new comedians and post all my standup videos online. profile | 4029 | 4528 | 1018 | |
| 55. |  | Bob_Monkhouse
The twitterings of a dead comedian profile | 3896 | 3701 | 407 | |
| 56. |  | WhoisRhandell
God Fearing, Father, Entreprenuer, Internet Marketer, Avid Reader, Cake-a-holic, Wanna-be-Comedian profile | 3740 | 3401 | 9460 | |
| 57. |  | comedyshows
Bring our comedians to your bar or hotel or living room. profile | 3682 | 3398 | 149 | |
| 58. |  | KaelMyril
I am a writer, a comedian, and a soldier. I live what is real and love what is funny. #TEAMFOLLOWBACK profile | 3643 | 4182 | 714 | |
| 59. |  | johnnycarrot
I'm a comedian and philosopher of drinking profile | 3623 | 4569 | 4176 | |
| 60. |  | Radityadikafans
Fans of a failed philosopher who often mistaken as a comedian... Unofficial Twitter Raditya Dika Fans profile | 3605 | 793 | 75 | |
| 61. |  | zacharylowman
Gardening is my hobby and im an athlete and comedian as for those who don't like me http://youtu.be/3bwjZXv5wl0 profile | 3500 | 3410 | 7886 | |
| 62. |  | ChoniesTFS
Actor, Comedian, Alcoholic?...THE FREAK SHOW profile | 3439 | 3568 | 1233 | |
| 63. |  | markgormanlive
Christian Business and Motivational Speaker and Comedian http://www.godsplanforprosperity.com profile | 3425 | 3724 | 339 | |
| 64. |  | garrisonwynn
Business success expert: Author of “The REAL Truth About Success. Keynote speaker - motivational speaker at conventions. Former pro standup comedian, corp exec profile | 3230 | 3254 | 522 | |
| 65. |  | Poldermanie
cabaretiere comedian profile | 3174 | 234 | 6157 | |
| 66. |  | Suzie_Short
Dog Lover. Marketer. Rock n' Roll aficionado. Overly enthusiastic poet. Cacti photographer. Comedian. Let's Go Lakers! profile | 2956 | 3127 | 1166 | |
| 67. |  | terryfator
Ventriloquist, Comedian profile | 2855 | 184 | 199 | |
| 68. |  | JeniBarnett
TV & Radio Presenter. Comedian. Actress. Sui Generis! profile | 2690 | 43 | 268 | |
| 69. |  | mollybuckley
I'm a comedian, singer, media duchess, burrito enthusiast, writer, & I do bits on the radio. Also, I love God, my family, friends, Phi Mu, my dog, & laughing. profile | 2676 | 1923 | 8577 | |
| 70. |  | JustinTwiterLan
I Believe in God.I luv fam, Friends. Fan of @TotallySketch I am a Comedian/Writer.& Am Loyal Friend I #Ad for MyLikes.com See me How 2 Earn XTRA $$. Pays WEEKLY! profile | 2650 | 2022 | 72010 | |
| 71. |  | tomcummings
Present: Exploring next opportunities. Past: Dachis Group, Forrester. Always: Car nut, wannabe comedian, semi-vegan, numbers geek, Red Sox fanatic.
profile | 2591 | 2128 | 4727 | |
| 72. |  | Geek8ive
Mind of a Geek & Heart of a Comedian » Here to make friends not get followers » former Submariner/Analyst/Evangelist & now I own @IntelEmbedded but #MOAMO profile | 2484 | 812 | 11098 | |
| 73. |  | tdmdodeia_Chris
PARA QUEM AMA ESSE SERIADO / Chris Rock, um dos mais famosos atores e comediantes, conta histórias engraçadas de sua adolescência durante o fim da década de 80 profile | 2471 | 2961 | 817 | |
| 74. |  | levmills
Real Estate Broker, Short Sale Real Estate, Internet Marketing, Website Marketing, Work from Home Strategies. Stand-Up Comedian. Internet Junkie profile | 2470 | 2564 | 6636 | |
| 75. |  | brandingdiva
Branding Diva®, blogger, speaker, consultant, author/Brain Tattoos, entrepreneur, chief Oddpod, tennis junkie, foodie, comedian in waiting profile | 2401 | 2116 | 2046 | |
| 76. |  | LAKarenLoftus
Multi Media Maven - Travel & Luxury Lifestyle Writer & Globetrotting Photographer. Producer, Host, Comedian & Adventure Enthusiast covering The Global Road profile | 2333 | 2101 | 6369 | |
| 77. |  | BobBledsoe
I'm a comedian, actor, writer... That is 3 things. What the ef more do you people want from me? profile | 2322 | 62 | 1308 | |
| 78. |  | wackychad
Stunt Comedian profile | 2207 | 2604 | 28 | |
| 79. |  | KarithFoster
Comedian, Speaker, Author, Adventurer profile | 2187 | 2310 | 423 | |
| 80. |  | ClevelandJames1
Actor/Comedian/Writer/Radio Host For Booking visit ClevelandJames.com
If Its Funny They will Laugh profile | 2179 | 236 | 10442 | |
| 81. |  | mrgaryjenkins
I'm a comedian/musician/nice fellar originally from Northern Alabama....now Nashville, TN. I like to ride my motorcycle, and stress out over small details. profile | 2123 | 2296 | 49 | |
| 82. |  | bradmontgomery
Humorist Motivational Speaker. Funny keynote speeches with serious business messages. Comedian. Author. Humor Expert. Facilitator. Dad. Husband. profile | 2018 | 1866 | 763 | |
| 83. |  | awessendorf
'God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.' Voltaire. Bit Geeky, write, edit, market, passion for photography & film, lover of good design profile | 1896 | 1349 | 9233 | |
| 84. |  | treluvism
♠The PlayBoy of Comedy♠ Actor (SAG), Comedian, Author, Radio Personality, and Proud Veteran. ♥ Ladies ¬ Follow me and you will ALWAYS be satisfied..♥ profile | 1746 | 1662 | 480 | |
| 85. |  | christianalva
writer/home-remodeler/entrepreneur/business builder/brother/confidant/part time comedian/full time life liver/work-play-exercise hard/my twitter is off D chain! profile | 1741 | 1961 | 5200 | |
| 86. |  | robinmatthewfry
Comedian. Actor. Improviser. Writer. Internet person. Ukulele enthusiast. Pink Bear. America's Next Top Model. profile | 1547 | 1303 | 29989 | |
| 87. |  | robynhardy
Writer, Speaker, Coach, Inventor, Real Estate Technology and Marketing Strategist, Exercise Enthusiast, wannabe Comedian and sometimes full of crappola. profile | 1540 | 1940 | 521 | |
| 88. |  | incredibleboris
Comedian Hypnotist, trouble maker, child at play. profile | 1533 | 1498 | 2703 | |
| 89. |  | ComedyCombat
Where comedians battle for your vote! profile | 1521 | 1459 | 96 | |
| 90. |  | Nymo
Student, Gamer, Techie, TV/Movie Watcher, Virtual World Inhabitant, Self-Proclaimed Comedian, Disney Fanatic, Kid-at-Heart, Barely Famous, Total Stranger... profile | 1500 | 1997 | 14624 | |
| 91. |  | tjelectroman
Electronics, Wii, Playstation fun and games marketer and professional standup comedian. profile | 1500 | 1393 | 5119 | |
| 92. |  | cozyfoland
Artist, actress, comedian, picture taker, purveyor of all things Cozy. profile | 1491 | 1429 | 5640 | |
| 93. |  | theskylerstone
Actor and comedian from Comedy Central's CON TV series that he created. Seen in the movies Waiting, Accepted, For Your Consideration, and Housebroken. profile | 1476 | 1987 | 300 | |
| 94. |  | sandiego4homes
Real estate & mortgage broker, San Diego, CA. USD law grad, tax law and finance background, comedian, motorcycles, beach, surf, sun & fun profile | 1443 | 2000 | 1068 | |
| 95. |  | KINGMARVELLISS
MOTIVATOR, MUSIC PRODUCER, COMEDIAN, REALIST, PHILOSOPHER, CHRISTIAN, DAILY INSPIRATION PROVIDER, SO FOLLOW ME OR BE LEFT BEHIND!!!! ;). profile | 1434 | 1331 | 41224 | |
| 96. |  | VivGroskop
Writer. Mother. Feminist. Russophile. Very very bad stand-up comedian. profile | 1418 | 525 | 5629 | |
| 97. |  | bertgabriels
Bert Gabriels has been acting and directing for a while and is now stand up comedian, mostly known as host of the program Zonde van de Zendtijd profile | 1407 | 34 | 440 | |
| 98. |  | enmikeward
Comedian Mike Ward is irreverent, offensive, impolite and people love him for it.
Ranked 6th funniest stand-up in the world by The-Top-Tens.com. profile | 1407 | 1680 | 8 | |
| 99. |  | EricCastaneda
Author, Speaker, Coach and Comedian. profile | 1375 | 1720 | 81 | |
| 100. |  | RealTerryCrews
former football player, actor and comedian, Julius of everybody hates chris and person and a very happy life. profile | 1375 | 713 | 28 | |